The 12 days of Coalition Christmas

I've been finding it hard to feel festive of late. I wonder why?

On the first day of Christmas,
the coalition gave to me
An England with privatised trees.

On the second day of Christmas,
the coalition gave to me
Reduced DLA,
And an England with privatised trees.

On the third day of Christmas,
the coalition gave to me
High student debt,
Reduced DLA,
And an England with privatised trees.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
the coalition gave to me
Reduced science funding,
High student debt,
Reduced DLA,
And an England with privatised trees.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
the coalition gave to me
No EMA,
Reduced science funding,
High student debt,
Reduced DLA,
And an England with privatised trees.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
the coalition gave to me
Vodafone’s freebies,
No EMA,
Reduced science funding,
High student debt,
Reduced DLA,
And an England with privatised trees.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
the coalition gave to me
No justice for the needy,
Vodafone’s freebies,
No EMA,
Reduced science funding,
High student debt,
Reduced DLA,
And an England with privatised trees.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
the coalition gave to me
Cold deaths for the elderly,
No justice for the needy,
Vodafone’s freebies,
No EMA,
Reduced science funding,
High student debt,
Reduced DLA,
And an England with privatised trees.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
the coalition gave to me
An end to universal benefits,
Cold deaths for the elderly,
No justice for the needy,
Vodafone’s freebies,
No EMA,
Reduced science funding,
High student debt,
Reduced DLA,
And an England with privatised trees.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
the coalition gave to me
Ghettoised London,
An end to universal benefits,
Cold deaths for the elderly,
No justice for the needy,
Vodafone’s freebies,
No EMA,
Reduced science funding,
High student debt,
Reduced DLA,
And an England with privatised trees.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
the coalition gave to me
Less help for the poorest,
Ghettoised London,
An end to universal benefits,
Cold deaths for the elderly,
No justice for the needy,
Vodafone’s freebies,
No EMA,
Reduced science funding,
High student debt,
Reduced DLA,
And an England with privatised trees.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
the coalition gave to me
Climate change denial,
Less help for the poorest,
Ghettoised London,
An end to universal benefits,
Cold deaths for the elderly,
No justice for the needy,
Vodafone’s freebies,
No EMA,
Reduced science funding,
High student debt,
Reduced DLA,
And an England with privatised trees!

Merry Christmas everyone!